One thing is true — metro Detroit knows how to blow through scratch even if they're strapped. It doesn't take a sly snooper to deduce that we've got the lowdown on goods when it comes to, well, goods. Swing by Detroit's best marijuana provisioning center, Utopia Gardens, for tip-top reefer, and hop in your boiler for trip to Belle Isle, the winner for best visitor experience. Need some tunes to go with that jazz cabbage? Take a spin through Trax N Wax (Macomb), Found Sound (Oakland), Underground Sounds (Washtenaw), and Dearborn Music (Wayne) as the best record stores by county. Don't be a boob — just peep a pair at Penthouse, voted best strip club, or get yours properly fitted at best bra shop, Bravo Intimates. If you ever should find the coppers hot on your tail, get on the horn and get the pick for best attorney, Geoffrey Fieger, on the case. And once you're out of the big house, grab yourself a Faygo, the top pop and winner for best Michigan-made product — you've earned it, baby.