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Retail Detail: Slip some of these toys under the tree 

Sexy Santa

You've perused Macy's. You've hit Target. You've exhausted local shopping outlets, and you still haven't found that perfect thing for that special someone this holiday season. Did you forget about Lover's Lane? This Michigan-based chain of stores are a one-stop shop for all things intimate, whether you're looking for ladies' lingerie, festive thongs for men, or toys that will be please both sexes.

The stores are quite shiny and well maintained. In terms of sex-story creepiness, they rank pretty low compared to their competition. Lover's Lane stores are filled with the latest gadgets, games, and gizmos. Some of their wares can even be tried out in store.

If you're hoping to slip some adult toys under the tree, Lover's Lane wants to help you do just that. They're offering a free Jelly Gems Rabbit vibrator and Bullet with the purchase of $200 or more. The brightly colored, super squishy toy is made from body-safe materials and can even be used in the tub. Its bulbous head is sure to hit all the right spots, and the shaft's swirly texture adds even more stimulation. Its rabbit ears cycle through eight pulsation patterns and four speeds of rotation and reverse rotation. If you're a sex toy novice, this toy is a pretty safe bet.

If hitting the sex store just after grabbing groceries isn't really your thing, think about hitting up their website. They have two-day delivery and everything ships in discreet packaging. The whole neighborhood doesn't need to know you ordered a candy cane G-string to stuff in his stocking after all.

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