If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The MB38 Team! Xiu Xiu La Forêt (5RC) :: Proof positive that you can suck and blow at the same time. Speaking of which ... Michael Jacksoff Off The Wall (Sony 1979) ::
Not Guilty! Ron Spencer & Jumpstart Livin Low (Blue Wave) :: Not only is Ron no slouch in the jumpin jive guitar department, youll also dig that he has the septuagenarian father of rock n roll Jimmy The Houserocker Cavallo guesting on vocals and sax. Michael Jacksoff Thriller (Sony 1982) :: Not Guilty! Some Girls The DNA Will Have Its Say (Three.One.G) :: Funny how they can spell Nazi but not its. Michael Jacksoff – Bad (Sony 1987) :: Not Guilty! The Knitters The Modern Sound of The Knitters (ZOË) :: This oughta be the twangabilly sound track to Tarantinos next movie. Michael Jacksoff Dangerous (Sony 1991) :: Not Guilty! Ambry Holding On by the Blindfolds We Hide Behind (Death Scene) :: Well, there goes my word count. Michael Jacksoff HIStory (Sony 1996) :: Not Guilty! Clumsy Lovers Smart Kid (Nettwerk) :: It figures that Canadas answer to Boiled in Lead would record an instrumental ditty called Cock of the North. Speaking of which... Michael Jacksoff Invincible (Sony 2001) :: Not Guilty! SIZZLING PARODY OF THE WEEK: John Cena Bad, Bad Man (WWE) :: Dont laugh because what started out as a pathetic Marky Mark goof has now evolved to the point where Cena can star in a note-perfect A-Team video satire and nail George Hannibal Peppards trademarked mannerisms right down to the old carpetbaggers megawatt grin. I love it when an MB comes together. Be seeing you, you guilty fool!
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