Celebrate the unofficial end of summer at Jobbie Nooner 2. The debaucherous party takes place in the waters of Lake St. Clair, just off of Gull Island. If you’re a woman, you’re expected to get drunk and show everyone your boobs, and if you’re a dude, you’re just expected to sit back and enjoy it. The whole thing is pretty disgusting, but people love it! We probably won’t participate given the amount of vomit, urine, and feces that will be in the water by the end of the day. Enjoy!
Runs from 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; jobbiecrew.com; free