Free Will Astrology 

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I don’t take drugs or alcohol, but I love to get high. Astrologer Caroline Casey states my belief perfectly when she says that we all need regular doses of vastness. So how do I crack open the doors of perception? Engaging in extreme horseplay is one way. Recently, for instance, three friends and I radically altered our consciousness in the middle of a cold night on the sidewalks of New York. Oblivious to the taxis roaring by, we drove ourselves cheerfully insane as we did Appalachian square dances and taught each other chaotic meditation techniques we’d learned from various fake shamans. I urge you to be inspired by this example, Aries. You’re overdue for a dose of vastness that’s unleashed by raucous fun.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus philosopher Bertrand Russell gave this testimony about what motivated him: "Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and an unbearable pity for the suffering of humanity." To be in maximum alignment with cosmic rhythms, Taurus, I suggest that you boil down your desires to a slightly altered version of Russell’s: a longing to both give and receive love, a hunger for knowledge and a yearning to alleviate the suffering of your fellow humans.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Only about 20 percent of the population is capable of deriving the full benefit of my horoscopes. That’s because most people don’t speak the language of metaphor, which is a staple of my writing. Luckily, you’re among the minority that appreciates the symbolic approach to communication, and so you’ll be able to use the following oracle: You can’t possibly defeat or outmaneuver the ogre who’s monopolizing the treasure you covet. If you’re smart, you’ll realize that you should transfer your longing to a different treasure.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Physics instructor David Willey can safely walk barefoot across fields of broken glass. He can also dip his fingers into vats of molten lead and lie sandwiched between two beds of nails without incurring injury. There’s no magic involved, he says. He relies solely on his understanding of science. Metaphorically speaking, these are the kinds of feats you’ll be able to pull off in the coming week, Cancerian. Like Willey, you shouldn’t depend on guesswork or luck. Do as he has done, which is research the laws of nature and use them to accomplish seemingly impossible tricks.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The federal government of the United States has been dominated by right-wingers for years. But an opposite trend is now sweeping through the other America. Leftist leaders have recently come into power in Bolivia, Brazil, Venezuela, Argentina and Uruguay. This bears a certain resemblance to an adjustment that will soon be taking place in your life. Wherever you have become too one-sided, the other side will begin exerting a strong counterpoint. If any of your beliefs have become too dogmatic or unilateral, evidence will pour in to shake up your certainty. Don’t worry: This is a good and healthy thing. You’ll feel more flexible and free when the revolution comes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): *The New York Times*’ Deborah Solomon interviewed Peter Watson, author of *Ideas: A History of Thought and Invention, from Fire to Freud.* "What is the single worst idea in history?" she asked him. "Without question, ethical monotheism," he replied. "The idea of one true god. The idea that our life and ethical conduct on earth determines how we will go in the next world. This has been responsible for most of the wars and bigotry in history." Personally, I think history’s most terrible idea is the theory that some groups of people are smarter and better than others. The coming week is a good time for you to meditate on these themes, Virgo.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I was meditating on your horoscope as I rode my bike up a trail to the top of a hill. "Give me a sign," I asked the great mysterious intelligence known as nature. "Bless me with a symbol that will illuminate Libra’s imminent future." My request was soon answered. I came upon a radio-controlled toy airplane nestled in the branches of a bare oak tree. Why was it there? It didn’t seem damaged. There was no one in sight. Why had its operator abandoned it? Here’s how I interpreted the omen’s meaning for you and your life, Libra: You experienced a minor glitch while engaged in some amusing activity, and that caused you to give up on the fun prematurely. It’s time to go back, solve the problem, then resume your enjoyment.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): "At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one’s lost self," wrote Irish playwright Brendan Francis Behan. Let these words serve as your guiding light in the coming weeks, Scorpio. They should inspire you to be brave enough to confront the feelings of isolation that fester in your depths. That will in turn motivate you to reconnect with the parts of your psyche you were cut off from during times of trauma and unconsciousness in the past.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Professor Robert Crease asked physicists to name the ten most beautiful experiments of all time. The winners were elegant and simple. They required minimal apparatus, few or no assistants, and little computational power. One was Galileo’s legendary proof of the nature of gravity, in which he dropped two objects of different weights from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Another was the brainchild of Isaac Newton, who used a prism to decompose sunlight into a spectrum of hues. I invite you to be inspired by the spirit of these beautiful experiments, Sagittarius. Come up with a hypothesis that’s crucial for you to explore.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Right before Christmas, the U.S. Senate passed a bill that slashed funding for student loans, child care, and health benefits for the elderly and poor. Vice-President Dick Cheney aborted his trip abroad in order to race home and cast the tie-breaking vote. I suggest that you regard the 51 Scrooges who committed this sin as your anti-role models in the coming days, Capricorn. You can’t afford to be anything but generous to the deprived and disadvantaged — including the underprivileged parts of your own psyche that you sometimes neglect.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Chemist John Walker invented the match. Physicist Wilhelm Roentgen was the first person to find out about X-rays. What do these great minds have in common? They all refused to take out any patents in connection with their innovations, believing that they shouldn’t make any profit on something that rightfully belongs to everyone. They’re your role models right now, Aquarius. Let them inspire you to give away your brilliance for free. (P.S. I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but there’ll be a big reward for you if you do what I suggest.)

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’ve entered the most shadowy and enigmatic phase of your astrological cycle, which is why I think you’re about to have a lot of interesting fun. Here are some guidelines to help you get the most out of the coming days. 1) Do the things that are hardest to do, but do them gladly and with grace, as if they were a great privilege. 2) Stay in intimate connection with your dark side, but don’t let that turn into an endorsement of your dark side’s fantasies. 3) Brainstorm about how to disarm and neutralize your adversaries without fighting them. Here’s this week’s homework: Write a short story about a great adventure that you will have one day. Share your work at

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