Seeing that there doesn't appear to be any available space flights to Earth 2 (where coronavirus, Donald Trump, and systematic racism exist), our next best option is to hunker down on a big plot of land that can accommodate our fellow rebels, anglers, or, for a very specific group of people, cult members. Well, look no further than Cannon's River Ranch the massive campground in Baldwin that is currently on the market for $7,250,000.
Designated as a National Wild and Scenic River by Congress which means no beautiful "boaters" allowed the Pere Marquette is prime for anglers looking to score some trout and salmon. Cannon's River Ranch is the largest private property along the Pere Marquette, with more than 7 miles of river frontage and is surrounded by Federal forests.
Owned by the Cannon family since the 1950s, the property includes 5,906 feet of river, 58 acres of land, and is home to several outbuildings including a lodge, tackle house, caretaker's house, and barn, which, together, can sleep 43 beds and has 18 bathrooms.
For those who want a more detailed look at the interior spaces, there's a video tour on YouTube but we have to warn you, it contains many single beds and very smooth jazz.
This property is listed by Dick Huey real estate.