Blame it on Patron, got you in the zone. Actually no, stop blaming alcohol for your actions and just accept that if you're doing shots of Patron, you're in for an adventure. Nothing says "I'm here to party" like buying a round for your friends, or better yet, strangers. Whether you like your training wheels on or off, buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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