Best of Detroit 2004
Intro
Best of the Worst
By Metro Times Staff
Best place to hike:
Mt. Everest, Outer Drive
Best intimate live music venue:
Chene Park
Best place to fish:
The bathtub
Best smoke shop:
Stop smoking!
Best place to spot a celebrity:
TV
Best place to buy organic food:
Meijer
Best thrift store:
Target
Best place to cruise:
Mediterranean
Best place to bicycle:
China
Best pick-up spot:
Church
Best beer selection in a bar:
Heineken
Best place for a first date:
Motel
Best Michigan vacation spot:
Inkster
Best Ontario vacation spot:
Who cares?
Best way to promote safe sex:
Be ugly, hairy-backed men,
condom earrings, give condoms
with new cell phones,
peddle condoms, Trojan Maaannnnn,
wait awhile, abstinence, monogamy,
see friends die from AIDS
Best place to hear poetry:
In my room, any kindergarten class
Best after-hours:
Bed, it’s a secret
Best strip club:
In my bedroom
Best-looking bar staff:
They all look good after drinking
Best place to buy lingerie:
Farmer Jack, Avon Call-Me
Best seafood:
Shrimp
Best place to see bling-bling:
QVC
Best trend to avoid:
The next big thing
Best reason to vote:
Free cookies?, meet people, surprise them, to subvert capitalism, boredom, brains, Bush is the Antichrist
Best reason not to read Metro Times:
Can’t handle the truth, absurdly liberal, biased, snobby, avoid paper cuts,because you’re driving, What fool wouldn’t?
More best of Detroit 2004:
Community values
Department of commerce
Nutritional value
Steppin’ out
Reader’s Poll
