At least that's what we reckon must have been behind the recent vandalism of Michigan State University's famous "Sparty" statue. The vandalism went down in the wee hours of Friday morning, according to WLNS.
Vandals painted a blue "M" on Sparty's chest, and maize "alpha" and "omega" symbols on his torso. They also painted his penis.
See the crime scene below:
Vandals hit the iconic Spartan statue outside #SpartanStadium this morning. http://t.co/tNGeef98gA pic.twitter.com/QfvxMgZp7q
— WLNS Newsroom (@WLNS) September 11, 2015
