Just in time for
the Gathering of the Juggalos (which starts tomorrow),
the AV Club notes that some wag named
Sawfan666 has come up with a few Magic: The Gathering cards based on Juggalo lore.
You can buy all three for $6. Unfortunately, you probably won't be able to get two-day shipping to Thornville, Ohio (and what would the UPS guy do once he got there?), but it's a nice tip of the hat to the clowns.
As for that Barbecue Beef Faygo ... stick to Cotton Candy.