Jeffrey Morgan’s Media Blackout

Party over at Morgan’s all weekend! His folks are away so let’s crash it and celebrate the 25th installment of Media Blackout! Pass it on! • Rosemary Clooney — “Come On-A My House” (Columbia) :: Who invited all these people? • KISS — “Rock And Roll All Nite” (Casablanca) :: Oh, man, that’ll never wash out! • Quiet Riot — “Cum On Feel The Noize” (Pasha) :: Keep it down before the neighbors complain! • Andrew WK — “Party Hard” (Mercury) :: Who parked on the lawn? • Slade — “How D’You Ride?” (Polydor) :: C’mon, let’s use this empty bedroom! • Elton John — “Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting” (MCA) :: Guys, guys, take it outside! • Elvis Costello — The Delivery Man (Lost Highway) :: Pizza’s here! Who’s got the money? • Lou Reed — “The Power Of Positive Drinking” (Arista) :: I think I can jimmy the lock on this liquor cabinet! • John Entwistle — “Whiskey Man” (Decca) :: Gimme a second … got it! • Faces — Five Guys Walk Into A Bar… (Warner Bros.) :: Hey, while you’re up! • The B-52’s — “Party Out Of Bounds” (Reprise) :: The beer bottles in the freezer exploded! • The Who — “However Much I Booze” (MCA) :: Where’s the keg? • Kim Mitchell — “I Am A Wild Party” (Anthem) :: Where’s the can, I gotta go water my horse! • Johnny Winter — “Too Much Seconal” (Columbia) :: Dude, you look peaked! • Blood, Sweat & Tears — “And When I Die” (Columbia) :: Dude? • Rick Derringer — “Still Alive And Well” (Epic) :: Dude, that was close! • The Irish Rovers — “Wasn’t That A Party?” (Epic) :: Cold pizza and beer, breakfast of champions! • Johnny Cash — “Sunday Morning Coming Down” (Columbia) :: Keep those drapes closed! And don’t slam the door when you leave! • Be seeing you!

Jeffrey Morgan is a freelance writer. Send comments to [email protected]