Wear her

If you prefer more intimacy, try the Pam Anderson Playboy Collection shirt ($50 from www.yellowratbastard.com). Covering this short-sleeved, button-up shirt are rows upon rows of alternating pictures of Pam Anderson and the Playboy bunny logo. In a perfect world, you could end up on your Marilyn Monroe couch wearing your Pam Anderson shirt while staring at a poster of Farrah Fawcett.

Tom A’Hearn pays attention here every other week. E-mail [email protected]