Best Reason to Invite Me to the Metro Times Best of Detroit Party

A few clever responses to why you should attend

"Because by the looks of this survey .... 

I really need to get out more."

"Because I still stand up for Detroit."

"Cuz I freakin' yodel."

"I used to work at 

Borders Bookstore."

"World peace?"

Sorry we could only pick five. See you all at the party.