VIDEO: Watch A Guy Snowmobile Down I-94 During the Detroit Blizzard

If you haven't heard, there was a blizzard in Detroit this week.

While the rest of us were bunkered down, binging on Netflix, one young fellow chose to brave the elements and take on I-94 in his snowmobile.

Here's some footage of his chilly jaunt, courtesy of YouTube.

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