9 comedians coming to town that will make you pee your pants

By Metro Times Staff

We all need a good laugh, especially with the way 2016 has been going. Here are 9 comedians that are coming to town in the next few months that will surely have you rolling on the floor laughing.

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Amy Schumer @ Joe Louis Arena
Amy Schumer’s climb to being one of the best female stand-up comedians has been long but so well deserved. She was every where during 2015 and we don’t expect her to go away anytime soon.
Friday, October 7;Doors are at 8 p.m.; Tickets are still available at olympiaentertainment.com

Lily Tomlin @ ROMT
Talk about seeing a legend! Lily Tomlin is such a badass. You won’t want to miss this native Detroiter when she’s in town.
Thursday, October 13; Doors at 6:30 p.m.; Tickets available at royaloakmusictheatre.com

Paula Poundstone @ ROMT
Oh, Paula Poundstone. We love you and your classic ties. Poundstone’s combination of dry, witty humor will have you laughing all night long.
Saturday, December 17; Doors at 8 p.m.; Tickets at royaloakmusictheatre.com

Bridget Everett @ ROMT
Bridget Everett is a god damned Queen and you need to go to her show. She blends stand-up comedy and cabaret into a wildly hilarious show that will make you pee your pants. We guarantee it.
Friday, November 11; Doors at 7 p.m.; Tickets available at royaloakmusictheatre.com

Matt Braunger @ The Crofoot
You may not know Matt Braunger by name, but you have probably seen him in a ton of shows like “Up All Night” and “MADTV.” He’s also done a ton of sets on “Conan” and “The Tonight Show.”
Friday, November 18; Doors at 8 p.m.; Tickets at thecrofoot.com

Kathleen Madigan @ Comedy Castle
How can you not love Kathleen Madigan? She has this total hilarious mom-vibe and she isn’t afraid to tell you what the fuck is up.
Thursday-Saturday, November 17-19; Show times vary; Tickets at comedycastle.com

Dave Attell @ Comedy Castle
Dave Attell is a veteran stand-up and is god damned hilarious. He is a New Yorker, so you know what kind of sense of humor he has.
Thursday-Saturday, November 10-12; Show times vary; Tickets at comedycastle.com

Billy Gardell @ Andiamo’s You’ll remember Billy Gardell form the hit CBS show “Mike & Molly” that he starred in with Melissa McCarthy. If you’re a fan of that blue-collar comedy then Gardell is for you
Friday, November 18; Doors at 8 p.m.; Tickets at andiamoitalia.com

Dan St. Germain @ Comedy Castle
Dan St. Germain is an up-and-coming comedian who is refreshingly hilarious. His podcast called “My Dumb Friends Podcast” and it is so hilarious and delightful.
Thursday-Saturday, October 12-15; Show times vary; Tickets at comedycastle.com