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30 unreadable metal band names 

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Bestial Summoning
Goratory
Anal Squirt Massacre
Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition
Methadone Abortion Clinic
Clit Cannibal
Triste
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages
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Ever look at the logo on top of a metal album, on a flyer or a shirt and think, “What the fuck does that say?” In honor of the fact that Detroit black metal band Isenblast is featured in this coming Wednesday’s Music Issue, we’ve compiled 30 of the greatest examples of fonts gone insane. Congrats to Adam Bowditch of Hazel Park for, unbelievably, getting all 30 right. Swag is heading his way. For your satisfaction, we've now labeled each logo with the correct name.
Nachtmystium
Watain
Leviathan
Wolves in the Throne Room
Weakling
Xasthur
Lurker of Chalice
Nokturnal Mortum
Averse Sefira
Korgonthurus
Naglfar
Prosanctus Inferi
Mistigo Varggoth Darkestra
Sperm Swamp
Torsofuck
Sorrow Storm
Senthil
Gut Rot
Goat's Ass Trumpet
Biological Monstrosity
9/30
Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

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