30 things that scare the crap out of people in Detroit

We're built tough in Detroit, but sometimes even we get the heebie-jeebies. These are 30 things scare the crap out of people in Detroit.

Just thinking about some these situations might make you scream in terror or clutch your pearls. So if you don't want your anxiety to immediately spike, please stop reading now.

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30 things that scare the crap out of people in Detroit
Going the wrong way and ending up in Canada
Oh, shit.
Photo courtesy of Ken Lund/Flickr
Going the wrong way and ending up in Canada
Oh, shit.
Photo courtesy of Ken Lund/Flickr
A dog without chili, mustard, or onions
What do you mean you don’t have coneys?
Photo courtesy of @thegordinier
A dog without chili, mustard, or onions
What do you mean you don’t have coneys?
Photo courtesy of @thegordinier
Hearing Steve Perry sing  “Born and raised in south Detroit.”
Oh, you mean Windsor?
Photo courtesy of YouTube
Hearing Steve Perry sing “Born and raised in south Detroit.”
Oh, you mean Windsor?
Photo courtesy of YouTube
Lions going winless this season
Again.
Photo courtesy of @detroitlionsnfl
Lions going winless this season
Again.
Photo courtesy of @detroitlionsnfl
The word "soda"
It’s pop.
Photo courtesy of @faygo
The word "soda"
It’s pop.
Photo courtesy of @faygo
Hearing a big boom
That was a firework...right?
Photo courtesy of @monica.manning
Hearing a big boom
That was a firework...right?
Photo courtesy of @monica.manning
The moment of panic when you try to cross four lanes of traffic on I-94 to get on M-10
Skrrt skrrt.
The moment of panic when you try to cross four lanes of traffic on I-94 to get on M-10
Skrrt skrrt.
Having to choose between Lafayette Coney and American Coney Island
How do you choose?!
Photo courtesy of @seanfhamel
Having to choose between Lafayette Coney and American Coney Island
How do you choose?!
Photo courtesy of @seanfhamel
Someone saying “pierogies” instead of “pierogi”
It’s already plural.
Photo courtesy of @just.kristine
Someone saying “pierogies” instead of “pierogi”
It’s already plural.
Photo courtesy of @just.kristine