October 07, 2016

21 prominent Detroit figures sorted into Hogwarts Houses

We all know that we'll never get that letter to Hogwarts, take the Hogwarts Express to the castle, and get sorted into one of the four Houses, but I'd be sure fun if we could. And who hasn't imagined themselves in one of the Houses before, too? If you're kind of diabolical, you may think you're in Slytherin. If you're Mr. Popular, Gryffindor. If you had a 4.0 GPA, Ravenclaw. And if you kind of just blend in with the crowd, you'd probably be in Hufflepuff.

We took this a step further and thought about what House a notable Detroit celebrity would be in, and boy was it fun.

And please forgive the awful photoshop job — we were going for the laugh and not precision.

Al photos from Facebook and Shutterstock.

Enjoy! 

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Rick Snyder
Rick Snyder
Slytherin
So bad that he started a new rise of Death Eaters.
Slytherin
So bad that he started a new rise of Death Eaters.
Dan Gilbert
Dan Gilbert
Dan Gilbert
Slytherin
Do we even need to explain this one?
Dan Gilbert
Slytherin
Do we even need to explain this one?
Steve Yzerman
Steve Yzerman
Ravenclaw
Yzerman borders that line of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Something just tells us that he’s really smart and would fit in with the other Ravenclaws.
Ravenclaw
Yzerman borders that line of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Something just tells us that he’s really smart and would fit in with the other Ravenclaws.
Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin
Gryffindor
Duhh.
Gryffindor
Duhh.
Jack White
Jack White
Ravenclaw
Have you been inside Third Man’s Cass Corridor shop yet? Only a Ravenclaw has the brains to think of a place so innovative and fun.
Ravenclaw
Have you been inside Third Man’s Cass Corridor shop yet? Only a Ravenclaw has the brains to think of a place so innovative and fun.