20 of the funniest comments by Metro Times readers in 2018

By Metro Times Staff

We know that Metro Times readers are a tough crowd. In our comments section, we see readers go at each other daily ripping apart arguments, slinging logical fallacies, and occasionally even having thoughtful discussions. Once in a while though, we come across a comment that really makes us chuckle.

So here's to you, dear readers, who know how to take a joke or make light out of a bad situation. These were 20 of the funniest comments made by Metro Times readers in 2018.

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20 of the funniest comments by Metro Times readers in 2018

"So I guess her exorcism was not successful."
-Cindi Prylo
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"So I guess her exorcism was not successful."

-Cindi Prylo
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"Did anybody who loved her bother to tell her to fix her eyebrows before she came for someone else?"
-CaSaundra Ce'Moune
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"Did anybody who loved her bother to tell her to fix her eyebrows before she came for someone else?"

-CaSaundra Ce'Moune
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"here's to strong women. may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
-Chrissy Jones
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"here's to strong women. may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."

-Chrissy Jones
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"Expecto disappointment!"
-Vaugh Derderian
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"Expecto disappointment!"

-Vaugh Derderian
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"What is a freep narc? I think I saw one at the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid. Don't they eat their young?"
-James Covyeow
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"What is a freep narc? I think I saw one at the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid. Don't they eat their young?"

-James Covyeow
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"I think how [Schuette] pronounced 'Van Geeeaauuuuuuughhhhhhhh' was the straw that broke the camel's back
-Steven Strachn
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"I think how [Schuette] pronounced 'Van Geeeaauuuuuuughhhhhhhh' was the straw that broke the camel's back

-Steven Strachn
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"Hard Rock Cafe - Home of the $9 hot dog kids meal. See you in hell."
-Sean T. Johnston
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"Hard Rock Cafe - Home of the $9 hot dog kids meal. See you in hell."

-Sean T. Johnston
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"Kid rock looks like he was left out of the duck tales."
-Robert Kensicki
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"Kid rock looks like he was left out of the duck tales."

-Robert Kensicki
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"Why the hell are y'all still voting republican? Is that the ultimate masochistic kink?"
-Mary Rose
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"Why the hell are y'all still voting republican? Is that the ultimate masochistic kink?"

-Mary Rose
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