Monday, February 5, 2007

Text Bowl 2007.

Posted By on Mon, Feb 5, 2007 at 4:23 PM


Below is an assembled transcript of the text messages I sent and received during the Super Bowl last night. You can fill in the blanks.

JTL

Dude. Ready?

--Bxxxx 6:15pm 2/4/07

URLACHER.

--JTL Sent 6:16pm 2/4/07

Motherfucker.

--Bxxxx 6:28pm 2/4/07

Prince does Foo.

--JTL Sent 8:17pm 2/4/07

Grohl just shat himself.

--Gxxx 8:18pm 2/4/07

Weird, eh? He's still fucking great.

--Bxxxx 8:20pm 2/4/07

"Purple Rain" to close was genius.

--JTL Sent 8:21pm 2/4/07

I thought so, too.

--Bxxxx 8:25pm 2/4/07

Maybe Prince was great because he purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

--JTL Sent 8:28pm 2/4/07

Goulet nuts ad. ad: best of bowl. FYI.

--JTL Sent 8:57pm 2/4/07

Obvs.

--Gxxxxx 8:58pm 2/4/07

Wait, Federline...

--JTL Sent 8:59pm 2/4/07

I hate Manning. Dude was conceived and bred to play football. No soul.

--Bxxxx 9:03pm 2/4/07

URLACHER, BEARS OWNED.

--JTL Sent 10:07pm 2/4/07

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