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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Gay Marriage: The Solution to Your Lousy One

Posted By on Wed, Aug 14, 2013 at 9:24 AM

Gay Rights has become the new “it” trend for 2013. Obama supports it. Most young people support it. Thirteen states support it. Even the occasional priest shows a tacit nod of approval — in the symbolic act of expressing his support via little boys. For those of you against it,...

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

What Happens When We Die?

Posted By on Wed, Jul 10, 2013 at 9:40 AM

What happens when we die? An existential question plaguing humanity since the dawn of man, now answered. Some readers may have expected a heartfelt story about some near-death experience, where I was heading toward a light at the end of a drawn out, cliché-ridden tunnel. Sorry to disappoint. If...

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

What is a Hipster?

Posted By on Tue, Jul 2, 2013 at 9:13 AM

I have been accused of being one. I have been asked what they are. And at the end of the day I have no fucking clue how to respond. A Hipster, as defined by Urban Dictionary is as follows: Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age,...

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Oh Criminals, Where Art Thou?

Posted By on Tue, Jun 18, 2013 at 12:03 PM

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a little disappointed with my Detroit experience so far. In the past 8 months, I have no gunshot wounds, stabbing scars, or even a stolen vehicle to show for it. I don’t even have a lower credit score! When I...

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