Saturday, January 4, 2014

The creepiest search terms used to find Metro Times

Posted By on Sat, Jan 4, 2014 at 7:17 PM

We decided to take a look at the Google Analytics for metrotimes.com to see what popular search terms people were looking up to arrive at the our site. While most of the top searches were pretty obvious ("metro times," "metrotimes," "metro times detroit," "metro time blowout," "pig and whiskey," etc.), some just left us scratching our heads. Variations of "14 year old porn" were perhaps among the most common of the creepiest search terms (don't worry, Chris Hansen — they only lead to a Dan Savage article, "My 14-year-old is looking at porn!") What follows are some other bizarre search terms we found in the list. Enjoy?

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