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Envy May 05, 2004

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  • Saw II

      This twisted sequel offers up multiple head traumas, electrocution, some chemical poisoning, severe self-mutilation, flame broiled corpses, and a horrific hypodermic needle scene that will make you squirm in your seat. If Saw I was the low-budget cousin of Seven then Saw II is sort of like the half-witted love child of Silence of the Lambs and Cube.
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  • Darkness

      Featuring a tangled, poorly written plot about a haunted home in the Spanish countryside, Darkness is a prime example of the disaster that ensues when a director attempts to integrate all of his favorite scary movies into one poorly conceived mess. Director Juame Balagueró’s heart was in the right spot in his attempt to emulate films such as The Sixth Sense and The Others, but he’s completely failed to find a voice of his own.
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  • Shaun of the Dead

      Anyone who has watched a zombie movie has probably wondered: Can creatures with the intelligence and speed of a slug really be as intimidating as they’re made out to be? As Shaun of the Dead makes evident, the answer is no. Billed as a “romantic comedy with zombies” this has become a sleeper hit in Britain. The story goes like: “Boy loves girl, boy loses girl, boy fights through hordes of zombies to get girl back and has lots of fun doing it.” Let the homage to chaos and homicidal comedy begin.
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  • Alien vs. Predator

      If you’re looking for a movie that makes sense and has something to do with the original films and isn’t just a complete pile of shit … you’re in the wrong place, pal.
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  • Envy

      What happens when you take a plot that revolves around crap, a great cast whose talents are squandered and the world’s worst sound track? The answer: Barry Levinson’s latest flop, Envy. Even Ben Stiller and Christopher Walken can’t save this film about a guy who invents a spray to make pet poop disappear and his jealous friend.
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