This cat's LinkedIn profile is absolutely better than yours

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You better hope Rudi doesn't apply for the same job as you because there's no way you can compete with this.
 

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Can you build custom homes AND stitch the shit up? Yeah, we didn't think so. 

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He's a cat of many trades.  

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The biggest boss that we've seen thus far

He's even done work for Governor Snyder! 

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And he's multi-faceted. He's also an animal welfare advocate, a staunch feminist, AND he volunteers at his local Salvation Army.
 

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Need more inspiration for getting your LinkedIn game to Rudi's level? You can see his full profile here.