Naked accessories

There’s just something about naked women that never goes out of style, even when frigid weather and rigid morality prevents public nudity. Perhaps that explains the popularity of the naked woman silhouette, spotted most recently on the Waving Lady Reflector ($4 at Hot Topic) that attaches to your windows with a suction cup and "would add beauty and class to any truck, car or RV."

Also for those in on the joke are the "Mud Flap Girl" tennis shoes from 81 shoes ($59.95 at That’s right, shoes with images of big-breasted naked ladies. So, why are there never any naked men silhouettes? Just imagine the same pose – but with big arms, some chest hair and a well-placed bulge.

Tom A’Hearn pays attention here every other week. E-mail comments to [email protected]
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