MSU's Sparty has been vandalized

Fall is here — which means the season of homoerotic fraternity hazing rituals is in full effect.

At least that's what we reckon must have been behind the recent vandalism of Michigan State University's famous "Sparty" statue. The vandalism went down in the wee hours of Friday morning, according to WLNS.

Vandals painted a blue "M" on Sparty's chest, and maize "alpha" and "omega" symbols on his torso. They also painted his penis. 

See the crime scene below:


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Leyland "Lee" DeVito grew up in the suburbs of Detroit, where he read Metro Times religiously due to teenaged-induced boredom. He became a contributing writer for Metro Times in 2009, and Editor in Chief in 2016. In addition to writing, he also supplies occasional illustrations. His writing has been published...
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