Detroit: Tell us your (mis)adventures in online dating! ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Jan 23, 2019 at 4:11 pm
Detroit: Tell us your (mis)adventures in online dating! 💦

Hey ๐Ÿ˜˜ WYD? It's almost time for Metro Times' annual Lust Issue, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ where we get down, ๐Ÿ˜ˆ dirty, and downright swipe-happy. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Once again, we're asking our readers to slide into our DMs ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† with your seXXXiest ๐Ÿ‘…stories, most disASStrous๐Ÿ‘dates, and/or sweet tales of Tinder turned happily forever after.๐Ÿ˜ป It's lust๐ŸŒฝ OR bust.๐Ÿ’

Maybe it was a case of tough ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ cuck luck. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Or maybe you reeled in a BIG OL' cat๐ŸŸ. Or maybe it was simply l๐ŸŒve at first squirt ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒ‹ (aww). We want it all. For last year's issue we f๐Ÿ”Žund some crazy stories but we all know a lot can pop off๐Ÿพ in a year.โฃ๏ธ

So tell us all about your๐Ÿ‘‰ hot ๐ŸŒถ(or โ„๏ธnot) dates, sexploits, and WHORE๐Ÿ’‹iffic tales from Tinder, OKCupid, ๐ŸBumble, ๐Ÿ”จGrindr, and dating apps we haven't ๐Ÿ”ฎeven heard of yet.๐ŸŒ Send your stories to [email protected] by Wednesday, Feb. 6, and we'll publish your anonymous answers in our Lust Issue (on newsstands Feb. 13). ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Whoever ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธhas the best story will receive an erotic๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† prize package from one of our advertisers.๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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