Because we live in an age of across-the-board objectification and sexualization of the human body there is now a thing called Naked Magicians. Two Australian guys perform sleight of hand, yank rabbits from hats, and pull off grand illusions all while in the nude. While some folks will surely, uhm, get off on such a thing, we have our reservations about this whole scheme. Although, we have been wondering where they’re hiding those things that typically go up a magician’s sleeve. Wash your hands, that’s all we’re saying.