A much less troublesome use of public space that has become increasingly popular over the past few years is car stickers. Due to advances in computer technology, everyone can afford to express themselves with vinyl letters! Unfortunately, most folks just choose to show allegiance to the Red Wings, Insane Clown Posse
or car clubs
. But at least that’s better than those chumps/entrepreneurs who sell anything from weight-loss gimmicks to love potions. And now, because gangsters/gangstas never go out of style, you can gussy up your ride with bullet-hole stickers
. For $4.95 at www.quadratec.com
, make it look like you shot it out with a bunch of bad guys who tried to hurt your feelings.
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