Because the only way to get through these last few weeks is to laugh and pretend it's not really happening, right?
1.
CHRIS WALLACE: "I'm not going to fact check the candidates."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 20, 2016
TRUMP: "Basketball is just hockey with bouncing."
CHRIS WALLACE: "Fuck."
2.
I don't know Putin, I just gave him my HBO Go password.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 20, 2016
3.
Trump: "we're going to do it BIGLY"
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 20, 2016
Hillary: pic.twitter.com/9dtjrFuiAF
4.
good god i hope this is true #debatenight pic.twitter.com/AFQvRyNZQo
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) October 20, 2016
5.
oh shit hillary showed up in the all-white tupac suit the debate is over pic.twitter.com/mdpPQUapla
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) October 20, 2016
6.
bad ombres pic.twitter.com/CuNQMiMTJb
— Paige Lavender (@paigelav) October 20, 2016
7.
(•_•)
— Such A Nasty Woman (@andreagrimes) October 20, 2016
<) )╯SUCH
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \
8.
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) October 20, 2016
9.
NY's hottest club is #NastyWoman. It has everything. Rigged Emmys. Bad hombres. Donald rejecting two centuries of American democracy.
— Stefon on 2016 (@StefonOn2016) October 20, 2016
10.
I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 20, 2016
11.
These debates seem like the best excuse to legalize weed. I'm already stressed. #debatenight
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 20, 2016
12.
This third debate is about as necessary as The Hangover 3.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 19, 2016
13.
After the election, Kellyann Conway will be available for adoption at the Westchester County Tropical Bird Shelter.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) October 19, 2016
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US #debatenight pic.twitter.com/YpGJQbcD5A
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) October 20, 2016
And finally...
If this tweet doesn't go viral, it's rigged #debatenight
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 20, 2016
Go out and vote!